Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don’t eat the crust.
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2009 gerard way: bloody emo
2015 gerard way: that weird dad dancing awkwardly at a barbecue
- Gavin: Do you think your life would be less or more rich without ever having met me?
- Michael: Define rich.
- Ryan: Uh, yeah, are we talking monetarily or...
- Gavin: No, no, god, no just like- just like full of like joy and richness of love.
- Ryan: You enrichen life more than most people I have met. I will give you that.
- Michael: Interesting. That's a compliment.
- Ryan: Like a fertilizer. Which is typically made out of shit.
- Gavin: Are you saying that I'm horse shit?
- Michael: You could be cow shit, too.
- Gavin: That was a compliment- So much of a compliment at the beginning and so much of an insult at the end.
- Ryan: It turned.
- Gavin: That- I think that pretty much sums us up.
- Gavin: “You are the horse shit to my life.”
My fucking girl
i no longer feel bad for the thousands of jelly beans ive stolen over the yrs
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
“Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!” that’s fucking priceless.